Heavensbirdy

A kitchen.   MAN and WOMAN stand centre stage, in front of a counter with drawers.  They are arguing as lights fade on. WOMAN.  Look.  It's not that hard.  I kill myself, and then you kill yourself. MAN.  I don't like the second part. WOMAN.  It's called a double suicide pact for a reason. MAN.  Do I have to kill myself? WOMAN.  What the hell kind of question is that?  Of course you do. MAN.  I'm just not feeling it right now, is all. WOMAN.  Oh, I'm sorry if I'm not setting the mood for you, crybaby. MAN.  That was uncalled for. WOMAN.  Well, when you stop being a crybaby I'll stop calling you a crybaby. MAN.  I'm not a crybaby.